Oatmeal...

I'm sick of oatmeal, and the thing is that I have not had all that much of it. But after a while it just tastes like wallpaper paste. (And yes, I have tasted wallpaper paste.) You can add stuff to it like strawberries or blueberries or cinnamon, but it's still the crappy underlying pasty dry tastes of oats.

I have no idea why the Quaker Oats guy is smiling. They taste like shit.